Colin's and Bradley's Sexual Orientation
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This is something crazy I came up with while looking through screencaps. I initially wanted to get an idea for an art for
luisadeza as I still have to make something for her because of this meme. Well turns out it's not an art I came up but a picspam discussing the issue of Colin's and Bradley's sexuality. Hope you enjoy it nonetheless sweetie, cos this is all for you! *hugs*
So let's see what the boys sexuality is...
The Narrator is someone fictional I added for the boys to talk to...or you could just say it's me :-)
Let's first take a look at Colin's sexuality
Evidence #1 (Catherine Tate Christmas Special)

Colin: WTF? You don't seriously expect me to suck that? Narrator: Come one Colin, we all know you want to.
Colin: Well it is out chocolate so it can't be that bad, can it? *thinks* Am I not allergic to chocolate?

Colin: Uhm...I can explain. Narrator: So you're not gay?
Colin: Well...maybe a little bit.*turns to his side* Oh my God, how much did I have to drink last night? He doesn't even look like Bradley!
Evidence#2 (Dr.Who)

Colin:That's not gay! Narrator: No of course not! Not in the least *grins*
Colin: Hey! I can be pretty and emo without being gay! Narrator: Sure *nods*
Evidence#3 (Merlin)

Narrator: The way you look at Arthur in that scene... Colin: Well Merlin admires him, is proud of him, that's all...There might be a slight mancrush in there somewhere. *blushes*

Colin: It's a nice sword Narrator: It's a nice phallic symbol!
Narrator: In the habit of sharing your bed with another man? Colin: Hey, where else was Lancelot going to sleep?
Thanks Colin!
Okay so let's have a look at Bradley...
Evidence#1 (Disconncted/ Wrap Party)
Narrator: Nice pics with your mates! Bradley: Yeah we had a great time at the party.
Narrator: Somehow there's always you with an arm slung around a guy. Bradley: Implying something? Narrator: Wouldn't dream of it! *innocent smile*

Narrator (does Bradley voice over): But you're a woman! I can't have sex with you! Bradley: *snickers* That wasn't the script!
Evidence#2 (Lewis)

Narrator: Oh look at the sexy! Overcompensation? Bradley: Never!
Narrator: And that guy's arm between your legs...Bradley: Hey it wasn't like he was groping me or anything. My private parts were well above his arm! View the evidence
Evidence#3 (Tranny)

Bradley: Right...so I don't really have an explaination for these... Narrator: Don't worry sweetie, you make a pretty tranny!
Evidence#4 (Merlin)

Narrator: Seems you like to grop Merlin a lot. Bradley: That's not groping! I have to take care of him. He is my manservant after all!
Narrator: Oh I see. So does he also take care of all your needs? *smirks* Bradley: You know in the script of the pilot...the part with the knee walking....
Narrator: YES? Bradley: Nah, I won't give it away.
And finally Colin & Bradley...
Evidence#1 (GMTV Interview)

Bradley: There's nothing gay about shiny hair and the use of a bit of makeup. Narrator: If you say so...it does suit you.
Colin: It's only the background color that makes me look gay in this shot. Narrator: Ah boys!
Evidence#what the heck (Mixed)
Narrator: Sure it's normal for to guys to play with teddy bears...Bradley: It was a charity thing!
Narrator: And the teddy on your shoulder? Colin: That was me. But look who cute Bradley looks with it! *Bradley blushes*

Narrator: Uhm kinda obvious guys? Bradley: Really? Damn and I even tried so hard to convince people of the oppostie with that look. Colin: *grins*

Narrator: Right but this one says it all. Colin and Bradley: Okay we give up! We're so gay for each other!
The Happy End
For more evidence click HERE
Thanks for allowing me to go through with this craziness! And you're welcome to have me commited to some sort of mental institution as you see fit.
Credit for the caps: Colin-Morgan.com & Bradley-James.com
Who is responsible for this? All the equally crazy fangirls who inspired me to do this, such as
gealach_ros ,
gwy ,
aelora ,
luisadeza ,
cherrybina and many more!!! And of course Bradley and Colin! Get out of my mind, you're killing my braincells! (the few I have left anyway)
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So let's see what the boys sexuality is...
The Narrator is someone fictional I added for the boys to talk to...or you could just say it's me :-)
Let's first take a look at Colin's sexuality
Evidence #1 (Catherine Tate Christmas Special)


Colin: WTF? You don't seriously expect me to suck that? Narrator: Come one Colin, we all know you want to.
Colin: Well it is out chocolate so it can't be that bad, can it? *thinks* Am I not allergic to chocolate?


Colin: Uhm...I can explain. Narrator: So you're not gay?
Colin: Well...maybe a little bit.*turns to his side* Oh my God, how much did I have to drink last night? He doesn't even look like Bradley!
Evidence#2 (Dr.Who)


Colin:That's not gay! Narrator: No of course not! Not in the least *grins*
Colin: Hey! I can be pretty and emo without being gay! Narrator: Sure *nods*
Evidence#3 (Merlin)


Narrator: The way you look at Arthur in that scene... Colin: Well Merlin admires him, is proud of him, that's all...There might be a slight mancrush in there somewhere. *blushes*


Colin: It's a nice sword Narrator: It's a nice phallic symbol!
Narrator: In the habit of sharing your bed with another man? Colin: Hey, where else was Lancelot going to sleep?
Thanks Colin!
Okay so let's have a look at Bradley...
Evidence#1 (Disconncted/ Wrap Party)


Narrator: Nice pics with your mates! Bradley: Yeah we had a great time at the party.
Narrator: Somehow there's always you with an arm slung around a guy. Bradley: Implying something? Narrator: Wouldn't dream of it! *innocent smile*

Narrator (does Bradley voice over): But you're a woman! I can't have sex with you! Bradley: *snickers* That wasn't the script!
Evidence#2 (Lewis)


Narrator: Oh look at the sexy! Overcompensation? Bradley: Never!
Narrator: And that guy's arm between your legs...Bradley: Hey it wasn't like he was groping me or anything. My private parts were well above his arm! View the evidence
Evidence#3 (Tranny)


Bradley: Right...so I don't really have an explaination for these... Narrator: Don't worry sweetie, you make a pretty tranny!
Evidence#4 (Merlin)


Narrator: Seems you like to grop Merlin a lot. Bradley: That's not groping! I have to take care of him. He is my manservant after all!
Narrator: Oh I see. So does he also take care of all your needs? *smirks* Bradley: You know in the script of the pilot...the part with the knee walking....
Narrator: YES? Bradley: Nah, I won't give it away.
And finally Colin & Bradley...
Evidence#1 (GMTV Interview)


Bradley: There's nothing gay about shiny hair and the use of a bit of makeup. Narrator: If you say so...it does suit you.
Colin: It's only the background color that makes me look gay in this shot. Narrator: Ah boys!
Evidence#what the heck (Mixed)

Narrator: Sure it's normal for to guys to play with teddy bears...Bradley: It was a charity thing!
Narrator: And the teddy on your shoulder? Colin: That was me. But look who cute Bradley looks with it! *Bradley blushes*

Narrator: Uhm kinda obvious guys? Bradley: Really? Damn and I even tried so hard to convince people of the oppostie with that look. Colin: *grins*

Narrator: Right but this one says it all. Colin and Bradley: Okay we give up! We're so gay for each other!
The Happy End
For more evidence click HERE
Thanks for allowing me to go through with this craziness! And you're welcome to have me commited to some sort of mental institution as you see fit.
Credit for the caps: Colin-Morgan.com & Bradley-James.com
Who is responsible for this? All the equally crazy fangirls who inspired me to do this, such as
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Date: 2009-03-01 12:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-03-01 08:42 pm (UTC)But Bradley as a tranny seems pretty gay to me too. Maybe he's just better at hiding it. :-)