Colin's and Bradley's Sexual Orientation

[wiccaqueen]

This is something crazy I came up with while looking through screencaps. I initially wanted to get an idea for an art for luisadeza as I still have to make something for her because of this meme. Well turns out it's not an art I came up but a picspam discussing the issue of Colin's and Bradley's sexuality. Hope you enjoy it nonetheless sweetie, cos this is all for you! *hugs*

So let's see what the boys sexuality is...
The Narrator is someone fictional I added for the boys to talk to...or you could just say it's me :-)

Let's first take a look at Colin's sexuality

Evidence #1 (Catherine Tate Christmas Special)



Colin: WTF? You don't seriously expect me to suck that? Narrator: Come one Colin, we all know you want to.
Colin: Well it is out chocolate so it can't be that bad, can it? *thinks* Am I not  allergic to chocolate?



Colin: Uhm...I can explain. Narrator: So you're not gay?
Colin: Well...maybe a little bit.*turns to his side* Oh my God, how much did I have to drink last night? He doesn't even look like Bradley!

Evidence#2 (Dr.Who)



Colin:That's not gay! Narrator: No of course not! Not in the least *grins*
Colin: Hey! I can be pretty and emo without being gay! Narrator: Sure *nods*

Evidence#3 (Merlin)



Narrator: The way you look at Arthur in that scene... Colin: Well Merlin admires him, is proud of him, that's all...There might be a slight mancrush in there somewhere. *blushes*



Colin: It's a nice sword Narrator: It's a nice phallic symbol!
Narrator: In the habit of sharing your bed with another man? Colin: Hey, where else was Lancelot going to sleep?

Thanks Colin!

Okay so let's have a look at Bradley...

Evidence#1 (Disconncted/ Wrap Party)



Narrator: Nice pics with your mates! Bradley: Yeah we had a great time at the party.
Narrator: Somehow there's always you with an arm slung around a guy. Bradley: Implying something? Narrator: Wouldn't dream of it! *innocent smile*



Narrator (does Bradley voice over): But you're a woman! I can't have sex with you! Bradley: *snickers* That wasn't the script!

Evidence#2 (Lewis)



Narrator: Oh look at the sexy! Overcompensation? Bradley: Never!
Narrator: And that guy's arm between your legs...Bradley: Hey it wasn't like he was groping me or anything. My private parts were well above his arm! View the evidence

Evidence#3 (Tranny)



Bradley: Right...so I don't really have an explaination for these... Narrator: Don't worry sweetie, you make a pretty tranny!

Evidence#4 (Merlin)



Narrator: Seems you like to grop Merlin a lot. Bradley: That's not groping! I have to take care of him. He is my manservant after all!
Narrator: Oh I see. So does he also take care of all your needs? *smirks* Bradley: You know in the script of the pilot...the part with the knee walking....
Narrator: YES? Bradley: Nah, I won't give it away.

And finally Colin & Bradley...

Evidence#1 (GMTV Interview)



Bradley: There's nothing gay about shiny hair and the use of a bit of makeup. Narrator: If you say so...it does suit you.
Colin: It's only the background color that makes me look gay in this shot. Narrator: Ah boys!

Evidence#what the heck (Mixed)



Narrator: Sure it's normal for to guys to play with teddy bears...Bradley: It was a charity thing!
Narrator: And the teddy on your shoulder? Colin: That was me. But look who cute Bradley looks with it! *Bradley blushes*



Narrator: Uhm kinda obvious guys? Bradley: Really? Damn and I even tried so hard to convince people of the oppostie with that look. Colin: *grins*



Narrator: Right but this one says it all. Colin and Bradley: Okay we give up! We're so gay for each other!

The Happy End



For more evidence click HERE

Thanks for allowing me to go through with this craziness! And you're welcome to have me commited to some sort of mental institution as you see fit.

Credit for the caps: Colin-Morgan.com & Bradley-James.com

Who is responsible for this? All the equally crazy fangirls who inspired me to do this, such as gealach_ros , gwy , aelora , luisadeza , cherrybina and many more!!! And of course Bradley and Colin! Get out of my mind, you're killing my braincells! (the few I have left anyway)

Comments

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

And the makeup, don't forget the makeup!
I swear I think that lipstick looks hot on him! *blushes*

[steelriver.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure about the hair, he should possibly not be left in charge of that lol. ok, so it looks better in the second piccie.

Bradley is starting to regret the day Colin found the pictures of him wearing a dress. Not in the way he always expecting, with teasing and copies being plastered all over the set, instead it was strange looks and comments he couldn't quite interpret. The question about whether Arthur would ever borrow something from Morgana's wardrobe had been slightly misplaced but Bradley wasn't convinced he'd heard right.

Until the makeup started turning up in his hotel room. Just a lip pencil at first that he'd thought Katie or Angel had left behind but when he'd asked them about it they'd denied it. It was followed by eyeliner and a week later mascara. Things continued not to make sense until he got back from filming one evening and found red lipstick waiting for him. Colin had denied all knowledge of anything makeup related but Bradley was sure the other man had looked guilty.

Bradley decided if Colin was going to keep on pestering him about it there was another photograph he might as well get it over with. That evening he hid in the bathroom pretending to still be getting ready whilst Colin lounged on his bed.

It appeared he'd been in there a tad too long since when he came out Colin had already turned out the light in an effort to hurry him up. He reached out to join their mouths despite the half-hearted protests. "We're going to be late," came the protest as soon as their lips parted.

"Fine!" Bradley snaps and pushes the other man back.

Colin steps out into the lit corridor and now Bradley can see the red smear on his lips. It looks like it belongs just like the presence of the other man in his bed. He wants to kiss that tempting mouth again and to trail kisses over the pale body. A needy sound escapes and he wonders if he can get away with staying in tonight.

His back hits the wall as Colin's mouth finds his, hot and aggressive. The door slams shut as Colin's urgent hands reach for Bradley's fly...

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU'VE WRITTEN COMMENT PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I luv you so much! The second comment porn relating to this post.....*dies*
Please please write on! It's so hot!

[steelriver.livejournal.com]

Apparently I have a cross-dressing kink which is not fandom specific :P writing fic seemed like a good idea.....

It's late I guess I should apologise for the badly written porn....

Eager hands slipped inside feeling cool against Bradley's heated skin. Colin's moan was needy and he shifted so he could rut against Bradley's leg. They were both breathing hard when the kiss ended and he moved forward to take Colin's earlobe between his red lips grazing it with his teeth and leaving another smear there.

The trail continued down Colin's pale throat and when the hand on his cock twisted and pulled all he could do was cry out as the pleasure surged through him. Back arched and pressed against the wall. "Fuck!"

Colin smiled. "We could have done this weeks ago if you weren't such an unobservant-"

Bradley's mouth cut off the remainder of that sentence. Colin's fingers tug at his hair and his neck is exposed as his head falls back. Here he is exposed to Colin and this is nothing like how he wanted this to go.

Lips touch his neck and his shivers as Colin breaths over the damp skin. Teeth graze his jaw and then he turns his head so their mouths meet again. Colin's tongue teases his and Bradley wonders how he could have missed this.

They shift then and now finally they both have the friction they crave as their hips grind together. Hands grasp and Colin's hands shift down to grab is arse. "Fuck!"

A cry escapes when his phone starts to vibrate in his pocket as he wraps a leg around Colin to keep them close and denim stretches tight against sensitive skin. Moonlight is streaming through the window so they're half hidden in the shadows.

Colin swivels his hips and Bradley thinks right now he could die a happy man. His fingers grasp at the material of Colin's t-shirt both holding him close and providing some protection against the way Bradley's fingers are curling into the smooth back.

When Colin bites Bradley's lip it tips the balance and Bradley comes with Colin's name muffled against their mouths. Then Colin is shuddering in his arms and it's almost too much.

Their clothes are hastily discarded and after a brief detour to the bathroom they're both clean. They collapse against the welcome softness of Bradley's bed and Colin pulls the duvet over them.

Bradley finally got to leave an obvious trail of possession over Colin's body in the early morning light. Lingering over sensitive spots and pressing harder to leave a darker smear.

He listens to Colin babble desperately of how he's been dreaming of this ever since the photo was discovered. Imagined Bradley's red lips wrapped around his cock and really, who is Bradley to deny Colin what he most wants?

Colin's grasping at the bedclothes long before Bradley presses slick fingers into him and he feels a sense of satisfaction knowing that he did this. He should possibly care more about noise Colin is making but as his lover's body writhes underneath his ministrations Bradley really can't bring himself to care. He curls the fingers inside Colin determined to wrest away the last vestiges of control...

Bradley drifts to sleep contented in Colin's embrace and he doesn't even care when he checks his voicemail to find one from Katie telling him that if they don't keep the noise down she wouldn't be responsible for what happened the next time they met.

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

AH you've continued the fic!!! *squee*
It's so hot and simply brilliant and I guess I have a new kink now thanks to you and of course Bradley's tranny pics :-)

This was my favourite part:
He listens to Colin babble desperately of how he's been dreaming of this ever since the photo was discovered

But I also loved the end bit with Katie! :-)

Have to reposted it somewhere? If not go ahead and do it NOW!!!
And did I mention I need a Bradley wearing lipstick icon? :-D

[steelriver.livejournal.com]

I did, yes lol.

hehe. He was nice and obliging, even if he should never be allowed to do things like that to his hair!

That bit was Katie I liked, couldn't let an perfectly good opportunity to traumatise them some more *is evil8

Not yet, i've not had time to rewrite the porn into something slightly more coherent yet.

I'll just blame Bradley for that ;)

Bradley looked down at the kilt and wondered if Colin was trying to tell him something. Maybe after the 'Lipstick Incident', as he was calling it, he supposed he really should have expected it. He briefly wondered what would be next before pushing the thoughts aside. Bradley reached over for his phone and began to write a text message to Colin before lying back to wait.

The loud banging on his hotel room door was soon followed by Colin's voice. "Bradley, you're a total bastard!"

He got up off the bed and hid behind the door as he opened it. "I didn't do anything!"

"You told me you weren't wearing anything under your kilt!"

Bradley grinned wickedly at his lover before letting the door swing closed. "So?" he asked nochelantly.

"I had to film a scene with Katie and I couldn't bloody concentrate. I'm lucky I wasn't maimed."

Bradley crossed to the bed and Colin finally registered the green tartan kilt. There was a brief moment while his lover did a good impression of a goldfish before he decided to help things along a bit. "I'm still not wearing anything underneath it."

Colin made an undignified sound which Bradley had a few moments to enjoy before being tumbled onto the bed.

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! You wrote a kilt kink ficlet! *thud*
Do you want to give me a heartattack?

But I loved it!!!! I can't get the image out of my head now.....
Understandable poor Colin coudln't concentrate :-)

[steelriver.livejournal.com]

I thought I would make up for bad porn so I guess I thought I'd give it a go ;) Maybe it should have given it a warning "Caution: May Be Bad For Your Health" lol.

At least now you can have happy thoughts....

He can just blame Bradley for being a tease :P

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

Happy thoughts indeed! More like porn running around in my head all day long :-D
But thanks again! That was really sweet of you *hugs*

Oh I forgot to give you a proper welcome...will post an entry right now ;-)

[steelriver.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with that ;-)

*hugs back* no problem, it didn't take me that long.

a proper welcome? Should I worry now? :P