Colin's and Bradley's Sexual Orientation

[wiccaqueen]

This is something crazy I came up with while looking through screencaps. I initially wanted to get an idea for an art for luisadeza as I still have to make something for her because of this meme. Well turns out it's not an art I came up but a picspam discussing the issue of Colin's and Bradley's sexuality. Hope you enjoy it nonetheless sweetie, cos this is all for you! *hugs*

So let's see what the boys sexuality is...
The Narrator is someone fictional I added for the boys to talk to...or you could just say it's me :-)

Let's first take a look at Colin's sexuality

Evidence #1 (Catherine Tate Christmas Special)



Colin: WTF? You don't seriously expect me to suck that? Narrator: Come one Colin, we all know you want to.
Colin: Well it is out chocolate so it can't be that bad, can it? *thinks* Am I not  allergic to chocolate?



Colin: Uhm...I can explain. Narrator: So you're not gay?
Colin: Well...maybe a little bit.*turns to his side* Oh my God, how much did I have to drink last night? He doesn't even look like Bradley!

Evidence#2 (Dr.Who)



Colin:That's not gay! Narrator: No of course not! Not in the least *grins*
Colin: Hey! I can be pretty and emo without being gay! Narrator: Sure *nods*

Evidence#3 (Merlin)



Narrator: The way you look at Arthur in that scene... Colin: Well Merlin admires him, is proud of him, that's all...There might be a slight mancrush in there somewhere. *blushes*



Colin: It's a nice sword Narrator: It's a nice phallic symbol!
Narrator: In the habit of sharing your bed with another man? Colin: Hey, where else was Lancelot going to sleep?

Thanks Colin!

Okay so let's have a look at Bradley...

Evidence#1 (Disconncted/ Wrap Party)



Narrator: Nice pics with your mates! Bradley: Yeah we had a great time at the party.
Narrator: Somehow there's always you with an arm slung around a guy. Bradley: Implying something? Narrator: Wouldn't dream of it! *innocent smile*



Narrator (does Bradley voice over): But you're a woman! I can't have sex with you! Bradley: *snickers* That wasn't the script!

Evidence#2 (Lewis)



Narrator: Oh look at the sexy! Overcompensation? Bradley: Never!
Narrator: And that guy's arm between your legs...Bradley: Hey it wasn't like he was groping me or anything. My private parts were well above his arm! View the evidence

Evidence#3 (Tranny)



Bradley: Right...so I don't really have an explaination for these... Narrator: Don't worry sweetie, you make a pretty tranny!

Evidence#4 (Merlin)



Narrator: Seems you like to grop Merlin a lot. Bradley: That's not groping! I have to take care of him. He is my manservant after all!
Narrator: Oh I see. So does he also take care of all your needs? *smirks* Bradley: You know in the script of the pilot...the part with the knee walking....
Narrator: YES? Bradley: Nah, I won't give it away.

And finally Colin & Bradley...

Evidence#1 (GMTV Interview)



Bradley: There's nothing gay about shiny hair and the use of a bit of makeup. Narrator: If you say so...it does suit you.
Colin: It's only the background color that makes me look gay in this shot. Narrator: Ah boys!

Evidence#what the heck (Mixed)



Narrator: Sure it's normal for to guys to play with teddy bears...Bradley: It was a charity thing!
Narrator: And the teddy on your shoulder? Colin: That was me. But look who cute Bradley looks with it! *Bradley blushes*



Narrator: Uhm kinda obvious guys? Bradley: Really? Damn and I even tried so hard to convince people of the oppostie with that look. Colin: *grins*



Narrator: Right but this one says it all. Colin and Bradley: Okay we give up! We're so gay for each other!

The Happy End



For more evidence click HERE

Thanks for allowing me to go through with this craziness! And you're welcome to have me commited to some sort of mental institution as you see fit.

Credit for the caps: Colin-Morgan.com & Bradley-James.com

Who is responsible for this? All the equally crazy fangirls who inspired me to do this, such as gealach_ros , gwy , aelora , luisadeza , cherrybina and many more!!! And of course Bradley and Colin! Get out of my mind, you're killing my braincells! (the few I have left anyway)

Comments

[gealach-ros.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we'll be getting more soon anyway...aren't they starting to film this coming week? *squee*
Yessssssssss! *fangirlsqueees*

OMG, I can't wait to see any new stuff! Are there any 24/7 webcams around Pierrefonds?

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

That would be so awesome...I'm just hoping for video dairies from each new episode! Can't they just put them online every week?
I'm sure they cut like 99% out of the dairies from series 1 because it was unsuitable *grin*
My fantasy is sooooo wicked right now

[gealach-ros.livejournal.com]

*signs petition for daily set reports*

And I'd love... no, I WANT to see all the deleted scenes, bloopers and of course all the diary stuff they withhold from us.

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

I second that! :-D
If we can't have live webcams all over the place that's the next best thing

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

"So Colin," Bradley says, pointing the small video camera in his direction, "tell me about the scene we'll be filming today."

Bradley is stretched out on the couch in the trailer while Colin leans against the opposite wall.

Colin flashes a smile and trails a hand suggestively down his chest coming to rest just above the button on his trousers.

"What are you doing?" Bradley hisses, as Colin steps toward him and stands with his legs on either side of Bradley's knees.

"What does it look like I'm doing?"

"This is footage is supposed to be for the video dairies, not part of our private collection." Bradley tries to sound annoyed, but his breath catches in his chest and he's already half hard.

Colin straddles his thighs and lowers himself onto Bradley's lap as he grabs the camera and turns it off. Bradley's hands come up to wrap around Colin's waist and he tugs him close until their hips are flush.

Colin grinds his hips down and leans in to press his mouth against Bradley's, and they kiss, a wet slide of tongues and lips, until they pull apart, gasping for air.

"Go get your camera," Bradley says, as he tries to catch his breath and Colin grins.

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE
Comment porn!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks so much for this hon....and yeah that's exactly what I mean! :-)

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it :D

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

You made my day! *huggles*
MORE PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

Colin returns a moment later, carrying his personal video camera. He points it at Bradley, who is still sitting on the sofa.

“Do it.”

Bradley doesn’t argue; he just pushes his jeans down over his hips and wraps a hand around his cock.

Colin watches on the LCD screen as Bradley stokes himself, his head falling back against the sofa.

“Yeah,” Colin breathes, “like that.”

His own cock is straining tightly against his trousers, but he does not want to miss second of this, so he swallows thickly and keeps the camera trained on Bradley.

Colin can tell Bradley is close by the way his hips rock up into his hand and his breath comes sharp and ragged.

Bradley looks straight at the camera, his eyes glassy, and moans, "Colin – "

Colin can feel desire pulsing through his veins until his whole body is throbbing with want, but he stands fixed to the spot, as Bradley braces himself against the sofa with one hand, the other fisting his cock.

“Oh god,” Colin whispers, “I want to see you come.”

And with that, Colin watches through the camera as Bradley bucks his hips and shudders and comes, arching his neck and groaning his name.

Colin is shaky with arousal as Bradley catches his breath. He grins lazily up at him, his eyes blinking heavily. “How was that?”

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

“How was that?”
FREAKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should totally post it as a small ficlet ;-)
It's so damn hot!

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I was inspired by your brilliant photo essay and comment about the camera :D

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

Don't say things like that or I'll never stop posting picspams like that!
You do know that porn is addictive? Comment porn especially :-D

[gealach-ros.livejournal.com]

HOLY F*******G S******T! *thud*

For heaven's sake, how could you post such a comment in the middle of the day??? Uhm, alright, probably it's not in the middle of the day where you are but... OMFG, I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

It's 9:20 in the morning here. PORN TIME!

And thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it :D

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

Porn time is anytime, I agree! :-D

[gealach-ros.livejournal.com]

Since I entered the Merlin fandom it feels like every time of the day is PORN TIME... :P

But you are right, 9:20 is great for some morning porn, over here it's 3:20pm - perfect for a cup of tea or coffee and even more porn!

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

She's a darling for doing this, isn't she?
I'm thinking of starting a fanclub for her....wanna join? :-D

[gealach-ros.livejournal.com]

*is dead*

We definitely should have a lot more hot comment!Porn in this fandom! ♡

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

Couldn't agree more! :-)

[gealach-ros.livejournal.com]

So we should think about another picspam to encourage cherrybina for more comment!Hotness! *evilgrin*

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

Yes please! Tempt me :D

[gealach-ros.livejournal.com]

I'd ❤ to! *delves into her Merlin pics*

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

Oh yes do, do!!!
I won't have time till tomorrow I guess...

YOUR ICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAN I SNAG???

[wiccaqueen.livejournal.com]

We'll try our best, won't we? :-)

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

I have posted more :D