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wiccaqueen ([personal profile] wiccaqueen) wrote2009-02-28 01:04 am

Colin's and Bradley's Sexual Orientation

This is something crazy I came up with while looking through screencaps. I initially wanted to get an idea for an art for [livejournal.com profile] luisadeza as I still have to make something for her because of this meme. Well turns out it's not an art I came up but a picspam discussing the issue of Colin's and Bradley's sexuality. Hope you enjoy it nonetheless sweetie, cos this is all for you! *hugs*

So let's see what the boys sexuality is...
The Narrator is someone fictional I added for the boys to talk to...or you could just say it's me :-)

Let's first take a look at Colin's sexuality

Evidence #1 (Catherine Tate Christmas Special)


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Colin: WTF? You don't seriously expect me to suck that? Narrator: Come one Colin, we all know you want to.
Colin:
Well it is out chocolate so it can't be that bad, can it? *thinks* Am I not  allergic to chocolate?

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Colin: Uhm...I can explain. Narrator: So you're not gay?
Colin:
Well...maybe a little bit.*turns to his side* Oh my God, how much did I have to drink last night? He doesn't even look like Bradley!

Evidence#2 (Dr.Who)


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Colin:That's not gay! Narrator: No of course not! Not in the least *grins*
Colin:
Hey! I can be pretty and emo without being gay! Narrator: Sure *nods*

Evidence#3 (Merlin)


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Narrator: The way you look at Arthur in that scene... Colin: Well Merlin admires him, is proud of him, that's all...There might be a slight mancrush in there somewhere. *blushes*

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Colin: It's a nice sword Narrator: It's a nice phallic symbol!
Narrator: In the habit of sharing your bed with another man? Colin: Hey, where else was Lancelot going to sleep?

Thanks Colin!

Okay so let's have a look at Bradley...

Evidence#1 (Disconncted/ Wrap Party)

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Narrator: Nice pics with your mates! Bradley: Yeah we had a great time at the party.
Narrator:
Somehow there's always you with an arm slung around a guy. Bradley: Implying something? Narrator: Wouldn't dream of it! *innocent smile*

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Narrator (does Bradley voice over): But you're a woman! I can't have sex with you! Bradley: *snickers* That wasn't the script!

Evidence#2 (Lewis)

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Narrator: Oh look at the sexy! Overcompensation? Bradley: Never!
Narrator: And that guy's arm between your legs...Bradley: Hey it wasn't like he was groping me or anything. My private parts were well above his arm! View the evidence

Evidence#3 (Tranny)

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Bradley: Right...so I don't really have an explaination for these... Narrator: Don't worry sweetie, you make a pretty tranny!

Evidence#4 (Merlin)

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Narrator: Seems you like to grop Merlin a lot. Bradley: That's not groping! I have to take care of him. He is my manservant after all!
Narrator
: Oh I see. So does he also take care of all your needs? *smirks* Bradley: You know in the script of the pilot...the part with the knee walking....
Narrator
: YES? Bradley: Nah, I won't give it away.

And finally Colin & Bradley...

Evidence#1 (GMTV Interview)

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Bradley:
There's nothing gay about shiny hair and the use of a bit of makeup. Narrator: If you say so...it does suit you.
Colin: It's only the background color that makes me look gay in this shot. Narrator: Ah boys!

Evidence#what the heck (Mixed)

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Narrator:
Sure it's normal for to guys to play with teddy bears...Bradley: It was a charity thing!
Narrator: And the teddy on your shoulder? Colin: That was me. But look who cute Bradley looks with it! *Bradley blushes*

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Narrator: Uhm kinda obvious guys? Bradley: Really? Damn and I even tried so hard to convince people of the oppostie with that look. Colin: *grins*

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Narrator: Right but this one says it all. Colin and Bradley: Okay we give up! We're so gay for each other!

The Happy End



For more evidence click HERE

Thanks for allowing me to go through with this craziness! And you're welcome to have me commited to some sort of mental institution as you see fit.

Credit for the caps: Colin-Morgan.com & Bradley-James.com

Who is responsible for this? All the equally crazy fangirls who inspired me to do this, such as [livejournal.com profile] gealach_ros , [livejournal.com profile] gwy , [livejournal.com profile] aelora , [livejournal.com profile] luisadeza , [livejournal.com profile] cherrybina and many more!!! And of course Bradley and Colin! Get out of my mind, you're killing my braincells! (the few I have left anyway)
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[identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
BRILLIANT. YOU = GENIUS.

[identity profile] supersonica.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
*pure glee*

[identity profile] gealach-ros.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs herself to tears*

Honey, you are a GENIUS, I'm sure! Not that we really were in need for gay!EVIDENCE but you've made it final and absolute!

❤ ♡ Thank you so much! ♡ ❤
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[identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Also, it is pathetic how much I love Colin's gay emo hair in DW.

[identity profile] severus-falter.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Um... <333

And wow, Bradley is a genuinely pretty 'tranny' as you put it. I think Colins' 'caps take the gay-win though. What the heck was Catherine making him do?! And how do I get a bouquet of flowers sent to her?

And wow! at the pic of the guys holding Bradley up. Yeesh!

[identity profile] severus-falter.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, not pathetic at all! He's fucking brilliant with his hair like that!

[identity profile] wiccaqueen.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks so much sweetie! Like I said I think I've really gone off my rocker with this one....

[identity profile] wiccaqueen.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
ME TOO!!! ♥

[identity profile] wiccaqueen.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
*happy grin*

[identity profile] wiccaqueen.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ah I'm just glad you like it so much. Like you said we don't really need any evidence, it's all right there. Just see this as a little summary of it all ;-)

I'm sure we'll be getting more soon anyway...aren't they starting to film this coming week? *squee*

[identity profile] wiccaqueen.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I agree Colin might win...the chocolate cock is just unbeatable! LOL

And wow! at the pic of the guys holding Bradley up. Yeesh!
Isn't it fucking amazing? :-D

[identity profile] gealach-ros.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure we'll be getting more soon anyway...aren't they starting to film this coming week? *squee*
Yessssssssss! *fangirlsqueees*

OMG, I can't wait to see any new stuff! Are there any 24/7 webcams around Pierrefonds?

[identity profile] wiccaqueen.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
That would be so awesome...I'm just hoping for video dairies from each new episode! Can't they just put them online every week?
I'm sure they cut like 99% out of the dairies from series 1 because it was unsuitable *grin*
My fantasy is sooooo wicked right now

[identity profile] steelriver.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
lmao, that was funny

[identity profile] gealach-ros.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
*signs petition for daily set reports*

And I'd love... no, I WANT to see all the deleted scenes, bloopers and of course all the diary stuff they withhold from us.

[identity profile] amandil12.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
AHHH you're brilliant, hun!!!! *is still laughing*
These are the perfect pics to get to sleep now, well if I'm actually able to sleep from all the hotness. *lol* But they should surely provide nice dreams. *gg*

[identity profile] punklegolas.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
lol It is VERY obvious. And Bradley does make a nice tranny. XD
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[identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, off your rocker for sure. Surely I would NEVER imagine such a thing!

[identity profile] euraylie.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yay you did it!! This is hilarious and absolutely scientific. You weighed up all the evidence and came to the only logical conclusion there is.... they are indeed very gay for each other.

Colin was sooo pretty in Doctor Who and so young in the Catherine Tate Show. And Bradley has no right to look that good in a girl's tennis outfit. And sorry, but ummm that guy next to him...umm yeeaah.

I adoooore Bradley's "Blue Steel" look, he should always wear black t-shirts.

*types this as she rewatches the Poisoned Chalice for the umpteenth time...the episode where Merlin moans Arthur's name while Arthur fights a mystical beast called COCK-ATRICE*

The signs are everywhere!!!!

[identity profile] euraylie.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Haha that icon is brilliant. Bradley has the perfect bj expression there.
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[identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
"So Colin," Bradley says, pointing the small video camera in his direction, "tell me about the scene we'll be filming today."

Bradley is stretched out on the couch in the trailer while Colin leans against the opposite wall.

Colin flashes a smile and trails a hand suggestively down his chest coming to rest just above the button on his trousers.

"What are you doing?" Bradley hisses, as Colin steps toward him and stands with his legs on either side of Bradley's knees.

"What does it look like I'm doing?"

"This is footage is supposed to be for the video dairies, not part of our private collection." Bradley tries to sound annoyed, but his breath catches in his chest and he's already half hard.

Colin straddles his thighs and lowers himself onto Bradley's lap as he grabs the camera and turns it off. Bradley's hands come up to wrap around Colin's waist and he tugs him close until their hips are flush.

Colin grinds his hips down and leans in to press his mouth against Bradley's, and they kiss, a wet slide of tongues and lips, until they pull apart, gasping for air.

"Go get your camera," Bradley says, as he tries to catch his breath and Colin grins.

[identity profile] gwy.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
BRILLIANT!!!! ♥♥ Just what i needed this morning. ♥♥ And the pictures are all so so so amazing :D ♥♥ And and and OF COURSE YOU (i mean.. the narrator) ARE SO RIGHT!

[identity profile] wiccaqueen.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
I second that! :-D
If we can't have live webcams all over the place that's the next best thing

[identity profile] wiccaqueen.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE
Comment porn!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks so much for this hon....and yeah that's exactly what I mean! :-)

[identity profile] wiccaqueen.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks :-)

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