Quick Fic Rec...

...because you HAVE TO READ THIS FIC!!!
The best crack fic ever, I'm not exaggerating! It's by the lovely ifyouweremine of course, my personal queen of crack and crazy fan songs :-)

Want a taste?
“I believe, Monsieur Morgan,” said Dr. Poivre after a moment, “that your excessive salad consumption caused your body to grow a man-uterus, and that when it was inundated with Monsieur James’s super-potent sperm—”

Read it HERE